December 2011
November 2011
Things you can say at Thanksgiving…
1. Talk about a huge breast. 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It’s Cool Whip time. 4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst. 5. Whew, that’s one terrific spread! 6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some. 10. Don’t play with your meat. ...
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